Teaser Tuesday - Dead End in Norvelt by Jack Gantos

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.
The "rules" are as follows:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two “teaser” sentences from that page.
• *NO SPOILERS*
• Include the title and author in case other TT participants want to add the book to their TBR list.

""Ten minutes till sunrise," he said. "I think this is going to be my lucky day.""
~pg. 78 of Jack Gantos's "Dead End in Norvelt"

Teaser Tuesday - Nothing by Janne Teller

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.
The "rules" are as follows:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two “teaser” sentences from that page.
• *NO SPOILERS*
• Include the title and author in case other TT participants want to add the book to their TBR list.

"Everything begins only to end. The moment you were born you began to die. That's how it is with everything."

~Janne Teller's "Nothing"

Sorry I can't provide the page numbers, guys. Technically I finished reading this book yesterday and returned it to the library (but still wanted to use the book for today), so I had to Google for some quotes.

Teaser Tuesday - Paper Covers Rock by Jenny Hubbard

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.
The "rules" are as follows:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two “teaser” sentences from that page.
• *NO SPOILERS*
• Include the title and author in case other TT participants want to add the book to their TBR list.

"Lying there in my bed, I know in my soul of souls that even God does not have the power to intervene in a world where centuries of evil have rooted beneath the surface of everything, a system so complex that no one, not even He, can hack it apart. My father is right: humans made God up to satisfy their own needs."
~pgs. 82-83 of Jenny Hubbard's "Paper Covers Rock"

Teaser Tuesday - Sexuality and Teens by Stephen Feinstein

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.
The "rules" are as follows:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two “teaser” sentences from that page.
• *NO SPOILERS*
• Include the title and author in case other TT participants want to add the book to their TBR list.

"Today's first base is deep kissing, now known as tonsil hockey, plus groping and fondling this and that. Second base is oral sex. Third base is going all the way. Home plate is learning each other's names."
~pg. 9 of Stephn Feinstein's "Sexuality and Teens"

Teaser Tuesday - The Forest of Hands and Teeth by Carrie Ryan

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.
The "rules" are as follows:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two “teaser” sentences from that page.
• *NO SPOILERS*
• Include the title and author in case other TT participants want to add the book to their TBR list.

Okay, so this might be a little spoilery, but it's so early in the book that I don't think it should count...

"She opens the door and I hear a groan that reminds me of the Unconsecrated. For a moment I'm frozen in the hallway, reliving the moment when my mother turned and her screams gave way to anonymous moans."
~pg. 38 of Carrie Ryan's "The Forest of Hands and Teeth"

Teaser Tuesday - Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.
The "rules" are as follows:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two “teaser” sentences from that page.
• *NO SPOILERS*
• Include the title and author in case other TT participants want to add the book to their TBR list.

""Criminy! This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.""
~pg. 140 of Daniel Handler's "Why We Broke Up"

This wasn't really a random page, and it has NOTHING to do with the plot, but I found it so funny I just had to share.

**EDIT: September 12, 2012 - Okay I found one more that I just had to add, following the same guidelines as above:

"Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth." (p. 351)

Teaser Tuesday - The Edumacation of Jay Baker by Jay Clark

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.
The "rules" are as follows:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two “teaser” sentences from that page.
• *NO SPOILERS*
• Include the title and author in case other TT participants want to add the book to their TBR list.

""Mom said this isn't the first time Dad has Whoopi'd his Goldberg elsewhere, and it certainly wouldn't be the last. I guess she's used to it.""
~pg. 62 of Jay Clark's "The Edumacation of Jay Baker"

Teaser Tuesday - Big Girl Small by Rachel Dewoskin

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.
The "rules" are as follows:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two “teaser” sentences from that page.
• *NO SPOILERS*
• Include the title and author in case other TT participants want to add the book to their TBR list.

"I don't know why I have to be like a magical elf of a teenager, but I somehow know it's impossible to know much until you're way older than we all are. I hate that."
~pps. 132-133 of Rachel DeWoskin's "Big Girl Small"

Teaser Tuesday - The Six Rules of Maybe by Deb Caletti

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.
The "rules" are as follows:

• Grab your current read
• Let the book fall open to a random page
• Share two “teaser” sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
• *NO SPOILERS*
• Include the title of the book

""I suppose you don't stand much of a chance if you think that happiness is the absence of unhappines," he said. "Good luck ever being happy, then.""
~p. 120 of Deb Caletti's "The Six Rules of Maybe"

*Fair warning, I'm not promising I'll always be able to abide by the "two sentence" rule. Hope you guys don't mind!